Frustrating Friends

Ahh, my friends are so mean to me. It's not even funny. Ok, so it's kind of funny. I guess I should clue you in. Two of my best friends keep telling me that they know something I don't know, and they are torturing me with it. They've done this before, don't worry. Whenever something that happens relates to me I'm the only one that doesn't know about it. Arg!